Happy calm, happy calm
Sleepy time, sleepy time
Happy calm, happy calm
Sleepy time, sleepy time
Wake up... there's a car outside...
What? There's a car in the driveway?
Oh god... It's bowling day
Leaping to my feet, I dash out the door
Leaving my things, who cares any more?
Running outside, I see the boy named Sean
He says "Hey boys! It's time we were gone!"
The time has come to make the big man smile
But don't you worry, it's only a mile
Clip clop, clip clop, piece of shoe. (x4)
I arrive at this place totally unaware
Of that kid's glow in the dark underwear
Look! On the scoreboard! Jeez, it hurts!
They changed it on us? Oh, you dirks
Our name is Clinchpoop, not Clip Clop
I'm afraid it's you that now we must drop
The time has come to make the big man smile
But now you may worry, it's become a pile