I am a sloth and I don't know where
I put my candy underwear
I brush my teeth with a waffle iron
It's a shame that I set my armpits on fire
Kill the sloths
Worship the sloth
A guy with a tumor is on my TV
He says I have to give him money
Even though my elbows are gone
The albino monkeys still play on my lawn
Eat the monkeys
The albino monkeys
Summon all the sloths
Breed them with your cat
Push their noses down
Let's all make them frown
Staple my ears shut and I won't care
I walk around naked everywhere
Will you pour some jelly on my chin
When you're fighting with llamas, everyone wins
Eat the llamas
Have sex with the llamas
