/// A Red Crotch is Attractive
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The Jean-Clad Warriors, Mikey and I prepare for another evening of strongarming schoolgirls, stealing candy from babies and taking lunch money from 3rd graders. Indeed, those truly were the good old days. In the far background, detail-oriented individuals can catch a glimpse of Jeremy's beastly ex-girlfriend, Jeanine. I can almost hear her bloated zombie voice now, screeching across the telephone lines. God, was she a psycho. Big ups to the J-man, for realizing the err of his ways and hooking up with a much finer lady today.
Incidentally, every time I see Mikey, I make a point of saying "Yo, Mikey! ...gotta go bathroom...?" Mostly because I'm an enormous dork, and partially because it's a quote from that old childhood standby, The Goonies. Click the large image above to pop up the full-size, uncropped photo in a new window. You can navigate your way around the other photos in this section by clicking the thumbnails underneath this text. Or, if you prefer, you can go back to the index page by putting your browser's "back" button to use. That, or you can click right here. 
ON THE LEFT: I went a little bit overboard with the Goonies references on this page. Click the DVD to check out some info on the Goonies Special Edition DVD. Hah, I almost typed "special ed DVD." Everybody wanted to be a Goonie. So, uh.. I guess thegoonies.com is the next best thing, right? And, because I mentioned an ex girlfriend, I went ahead and linked to an old X-E article about horrid breakup stories. Hoorj. |
