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/// The Academy for Midgets

 

Another story about roller coasters

Every Arnold movie has a poster like this

The implementation of dwarf tossing

Miniaturized Love Packets

John and I try to cope with the fact we're just below the minimum height requirement for the 'Adventure Express', one of the weaker King's Island roller machines. A cool $20 convinced the security guard to look the other way, as we climbed aboard the wild coaster regardless. As an aside, take a look at what an incredible idiot I look like in those glasses. I look like something out of a bad, futuristic, Arnold Schwartzenegger movie, like Total Recall or The Running Man. Did I even spell his name right...?

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Given the Single Finger Salute G n' F'n B! Werd Squirrel Nut Zipping Racers

ON THE LEFT:
Even though we're not really ON a roller coaster in this shot, I've included a link to a Discover.com story about Kennywood, in Pennsylvania, where my dad used to go all the time. And the site's got a nice design, so I'll hit it up. Second off, I mentioned an couple horrible Arnold sci-fi movies in the writeup, so you KNOW I was just dying to link to one of them. Here's IMDB info for The Running Man. Finally, because I made a clever pun about how we're "little people" in this photo, I've included a politically correct link to a story about dwarf tossing in Florida, my current home.


 


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