/// Facial Aspirations
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One of the few photos that will ever capture me with a moustache. Though my dad can grow a full 'Hulk Hogan Handlebar' on a whim, the only hair that ever really seemed to congregate on my upper lip at the time was this thin, white-trash little poop trail. I was all broken hearted, as I thought this spelled the end of my aspirations of one day growing a barbershop twirl. Since this photo was taken (and originally described), I've tackled the beard successfully on a couple occasions, complete with a bizarre, really long, golden moustache that doesn't match the rest of the hair on my body. But, because I wanted to see it, I created a quick digital representation of what I'd look like WITH a curly-Q, Rollie Fingers-style twirly moustache. Enjoy.
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ON THE LEFT: Click my smilin' face to see the tremendous digital representation of a curly moustache I placed on my own face. Warning: this digital file is incredibly realistic. The guy with the moustache I envy is named Rollie Fingers, and he was a baseball player. So profound was his facial hair's impact on my youth, that I still remember his name today, and I haven't watched a baseball game since 1994. The third link will take you to the WWE's page dedicated to Hulk Hogan. My dad, uh... my dad looks like him. In the face. |
