/// Choking on the Words
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While waiting in line for the appropriately-named roller coaster "The Beast", I swallowed a large locust. As I struggled with the real life menace, Lynn's sister Myra ignored my screams and snapped this horrific photo. Seriously, though, that tongue is just out of control. Gene Simmons has nothing on this. And my hair looks fancier than his, too.
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ON THE LEFT: Zorak occasionally referred to himself as the "Lone Locust of the Apocalypse" on the classic series Space Ghost: Coast to Coast. Although later on, he violently denied being a locust altogether, preferring to be referred to as a Mantis. PLOT HOLE! PLOT HOLE! The second photo you see is an actual, mid-ride shot of The Beast, one of the last wooden roller coasters in America. The third link tells you about an album with which Gene Simmons was involved, dubbed appropriately Kiss My A**. I'm not censoring it, that's the way it appears on the CD packaging. Real rebellious, guys.. I think they've said "ass" on Sesame Street by now. I hate KISS. And Gene Simmons, too. |
