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If you've arrived here after following a link from The Oratory, the wrestling / opinions site(s) I've helped run for years now, chances are you already know who Maurice is.. only under a different identity. When John C. and I started writing Pro Wrestling Pay Per View previews together ages ago, we always managed to sneak in a joke or two about our fictional pet llama, 'Maurice'. Hey, it even got a llama on our little headline banner... see..?
 As I'm sure you've gathered, the legacy of Maurice is the stuff of legends. She's everywhere, from our kitchens to our bedrooms to our automobiles. Thus, when I found a clearly marked, inflatable "lovin' lamb" in a Spencers' Gift Shop near my home, it had already named itself. Maurice. The llovin' llamberger llama llamb of llove. mmm. Click the large image above to pop up the full-size, uncropped photo in a new window. You can navigate your way around the other photos in this section by clicking the thumbnails underneath this text. Or, if you prefer, you can go back to the index page by putting your browser's "back" button to use. That, or you can click right here. 
ON THE LEFT: Clicking ol' Maurice the first will take you to The Oratory, John C and I's baby. Wrestling opinions galore. Below that is the unmistakable smile of Maurice the second, my luvin' lamb, who does NOT have a rear opening, despite whatever this sex toy site may claim. Finally, clicking the llama in freedom will jump you over to Pleasant View Farm, a llama rescue shelter. Well, not really a 'rescue' shelter. I just made that up. Awww. |
