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There you go. Digital magicianry at its very best. Now you see why they pay me so well in this highly exclusive field of digital photograph manipulation.
Click the large image above to pop up the full-size, uncropped photo in a new window. You can navigate your way around the other photos in this section by clicking the thumbnails underneath this text. Or, if you prefer, you can go back to the index page by putting your browser's "back" button to use. That, or you can click right here. 
ON THE LEFT: Click my smilin' face to see the tremendous digital representation of a curly moustache I placed on my own face. Warning: this digital file is incredibly realistic. The guy with the moustache I envy is named Rollie Fingers, and he was a baseball player. So profound was his facial hair's impact on my youth, that I still remember his name today, and I haven't watched a baseball game since 1994. The third link will take you to the WWE's page dedicated to Hulk Hogan. My dad, uh... my dad looks like him. In the face. |
